Acknowledgments
Introduction

Chapter 1: A Hazardous Journey

Chapter 2: The Greatest Story Ever Told

Chapter 3: Wear Your Religion Like You Wear Your Underwear

Chapter 4: A Fool and His Money

Chapter 5: Whose Side Is God On?

Chapter 6: Who Could Blame Him?

Chapter 7: The Gospel according to Gatorade

Chapter 8: Brides, Birthdays, Baptists, and Born Again

Chapter 9: Leaving Salem

Chapter 10: God Ain’t a Quitter

Chapter 11: Take Off Your Feet

Chapter 12: Imagine

Chapter 13: The Burning Hell

Chapter 14: I Came Back, One Last Time, to Say “Thank You”

Chapter 15: Kyrie Eliason

Conclusion